i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache
Please play this on loop as they lower me into the ground
let’s just ban marriage entirely
no one can get married
we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead
absolute fucking favorite
Thank you, Japan.
that’s the most clever and realistic shit i’ve ever read
this is my FAVORITE ONE
Dear Suzanne Collins,
Please write a prequel to your popular series, The Hunger Games. This prequel should involve the first Hunger Games and how the nation crumbled and came to such a low so as to allow a dictator to separate citizens into districts and demand they send their children into an arena and fight to the death.
These are the things I need to know.
*grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat* goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out
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I second that
And if I stumble
And if I stall
And if I slit now
And if I should fall
And if I cant be all that I could be
Will you, will you wait for me
IM SORRY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKIN PUPPY DOG FACE PLS
HE LOOKS SO SAD WITHOUT JOHN!!!
The whole facial expression kills me, but that thing he does with his mouth gets me every time….
what if one day someone delivered a box to your house and it was filled will every single pen, pencil, marker etc that you’ve ever lost??
I dont think they make dump trucks that big
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
So the other day I was at the store and I saw this person and I was like “Oh hey he’s hot” and then I realized he had the same shirt as me and it was really cool, but then when I moved he moved too and as it turns out I was looking at a mirror and that hot guy was actually a sixteen year old girl.
It was a weirdly placed mirror okay
Okay I mistook my own gender this deserves more notes
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